So I finally managed to drag myself through the final book of the 50 Shades Trilogy. Firstly may I just say that the sex scenes were poorly written, overrated, and frankly annoying. What sort of adult woman, virgin or not, refers to her genitals as “my sex”.
Admittedly there is something oddly appealing about the idea of a man who comes in and takes care of your every need, sets you up with the perfect job, who loves you endlessly. However 50 Shades of Fucked Up is not appealing no matter how gorgeous he’s supposed to be in the book. Though personally I refuse to believe that anyone with Copper colored hair and Gray eyes is attractive.
Overall the book is just about some guy with major mommy issues who falls for a girl with major daddy issues. The fucked up couple have lots of sex and continue to fight each other over personality traits that are well engrained and won’t change. So they decide to fix their fights and the possibility that they might break up by getting married. Then to deal with the drama that’s always surrounding them because they’re both 50 Shades of Fucked up they have a baby. Congratulations the books are now ruined and I saved you hours of time wasted reading crap Twilight fan fiction.
Me & My bestie at her wedding ~ Our Halloween Tombstones Homemade ~ My Haul from the gift shop sale at work ~ Bella’s birthday cake ~ The Color Run pick up station ~ Homemade cookies and Pecan Pie ~ My First slice of my first Apple Cake ~ Pineapple Strawberry Oatmeal Yogurt muffings ~ My first apple cake ~ Pecan Pie Cheesecake which there are no other pictures of because it was eaten too quickly.
Long overdue but here is a summary of our experience with the Color Run 2012 Birmingham. It rained all day. We all got sick. And overall it was a blast. There were something like 10,000 people who showed up so we didn’t get to meet up with our friends but we did get some great photos and memories from the experience.
The last shot is Alejandro and Victoria. We didn’t get to meet up with them that day but we did spot them in the newspaper’s online gallery a few days later.
However, the grass is green where you water it. Some things are going really well.
We fixed the garage door, the basement door too. As it turns out I’m pretty handy with a drill and masonry bits. The back deck is up and looks better and is more secure than ever. The bedrooms look great. The wires are hidden to the television. The master is getting a new frame for the closet and new doors. The lights in the kitchen have been repaired and the oven too. The pantry is full and we aren’t hungry. The leaky pipe is fixed. The drains are clear.
|It’s a whale!|
|Poke the fishy!|
|They were all staring at him.|
|I was hanging with the fish.|
|The sharks love Tony|
|Tony on the sky lift.|
|View from Ober Gatlinburg.|
Ok I guess it wasn’t that photo heavy. We went to Gatlinburg for Valentine’s day. We ate a lot of good food and had a lot of fun. We didn’t take many photos though. I guess I was behind the camera a lot. It was actually pretty disappointing in a lot of ways, just because everything was closed except for on the weekends. We do have a list of things we plan to do when we go back though.
Once again yesterday my ex proved just how worthless and pathetic he is. He jumped my ass about gossip he had heard from a known drug addict and liar. Firstly, stay the hell out of my business. Secondly, we’ve been apart a year. You no longer have to right to be part of my business. Thirdly, keep your opinions to yourself. I didn’t like them when we were together and I especially do not like hearing them now. So I’ll probably be changing my number soon. Time to dump the baggage.
This last year was a year of change. Getting rid of bad people in my life and incorporating some new, amazing ones. I really am so over all the bullshit and the terrible people who come with it. So were those people worth holding onto? No. Is it worth all the trouble it took to get rid of them. Yes.